Thing 2: Mom?…
Me: Yes?
Thing 2: Are we vegetarians?
Me: No. We eat chicken and ribs so we are not vegetarians.
Thing 2: I’m a chocoholic.
Me: Yes, you are. That’s why we keep the chocolate up high.
Thing 1: I’m a carrotarian.
Me: Yes, you are. Carrots are you favourite.
Thing 2: Mom, you are a sleepatarian.
Me: I try…honey…I do try.