Dear Children,
May I ask you, with all the love in my heart, to do one small thing for me. From this point forward, for the rest of your lives, do not touch each other – ever again.
If you crawl into my bed – at 6:30 in the morning – on my birthday; please don’t touch each other. Refrain from kicking and then whining and then kicking again. Mother doesn’t like it.
If you are sitting on the couch together – watching your favourite television show; please keep your feet to yourself. Don’t start foot fights or complaining that he is breathing too close to you. Mother doesn’t like it.
If we are in the car – driving to a birthday party or grandma’s house – keep your hand’s out of your sibling’s face. It’s annoying. And Mother’s doesn’t like it.
Could you kindly keep yourself to yourself. For the rest of your life. That would be nice.
With my love,
Your Mother
This mother doesn’t like it either!! Why is it that when they could just keep to themselves and everything would be find they just have to poke tickle punch or kick each other…I need an invisible force field…or maybe a visible one would work better!!